ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us
well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws
what did you say, punk?
bIG
MEATY
CLAWS
WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES
BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON
no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF
OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US
why call someone “old sport” when u can say:
- new sport
- slightly used sport
- antique sport
- mint condition sport
- never removed from the package sport
I was gonna post them too so i will add to the list
- gently used sport
- acceptable condition sport
- best by printed date sport
Fact.
Fact: Canadians do not have any internal organs. They actually have very soft stuffing. This is because it makes them nicer to cuddle and also if someone wishes to punch them, their soft stuffing won’t hurt their attackers hands.
yes this is true i am canadian 100% fact
Is that why there are so many fights at hockey games? Because they know that they can beat each other up with out damaging internal organs?
That awkward moment when you’re interviewing Tom Hiddleston and suddenly he turns over and just stands there…. and you don’t know why…
Is he posing for photographers ? Is he looking at someone ? Or is he just lost in his thoughts ?
So. Link me when there is fic of this.
this is whats going to make me tumblr famous the blogger thinks as they comment “this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for” on 53 different text posts
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
why didnt i see this coming
